Chasing McCree by J.C. Isabella

Chasing McCree by J.C. Isabella

Publisher: Self-published

Format: Kindle Edition

Do you ever get a book and even though you know it’s going to be Ter-ri-ble with a capital T you still start reading it, hoping that it’s not and the craptastic cover keeps taunting you from the front and you hang your head in shame and YET YOU CAN’T STOP READING?! Well, that was the scenario I imagined when I first started reading this book. Requisite play on words book title? God awful cover with the superimposed lower half of a cowboy and a cheerleader? A tenuous overused plot about opposites attracting? It was like some horrible car crash just waiting to happen. And yet…it never did.  People, something must be wrong with me or very right with this author, because this book is GOOD! Way good. I read it in one sitting and even stayed up late to do so.  I feel like I should be ashamed and yet, somehow I’m not. It truly was a good book.

Plot:

Chase McCree hates Florida. After his estranged mother begs him to give living with her a try, he moves there to appease her but misses the ranch he grew up on in rural Montana and can’t seem to fit in at the fancy prep school he’s forced to attend. After years of homeschooling and learning to run the family ranch, the suburban life seems boring and superficial and Chase is counting the days til he can return home.  A chance encounter with drunken cheerleader Briar Thompson is the only bright spot in the whole ordeal.  As the two begin to form a friendship, Chase knows the only thing he’ll miss will be her.  When Briar shows some interest in visiting his real home, Chase offers her a spur of the moment chance to see it in person.  She agrees and the two take a road trip out west.  When they arrive at the ranch, Chase thinks that Briar will hate the kind of life he leads but unexpectedly, she takes to it naturally, discovering a love of the land and a more simple life.  All seems to be going well until a saboteur arrives on the scene and Briar’s parents decide she needs to return home, leaving Montana behind for good. Will true love pass the test of parents and society or will Chase and Briar give in and let other people rule their lives forever?

Review:

You guys should know me by now: if a book is bad, I will tell you all about it.  And like I mentioned earlier, all the signs pointed to this being a baaaad book. But really, it’s not; this was a surprisingly good read.  The main characters were deep and thoughtful with background stories that weren’t overly stereotyped. Usually a boy-girl from different worlds scenario can be pretty heavy handed. There were some instances where the rich prep school kids seemed a bit over the top in their snobbiness and the stetson and Levi’s wearing was a little too much, but overall the fact that they were from different circles seemed highly plausible.  Briar seemed like a character who genuinely was ready for a change. Would a normal 17 year old girl from a rich suburban life really be able to leave it all for an extremely rural ranch in Montana? Ehh, probably not with the ease that Briar did it but nothing about her transition from socialite to cowgirl seemed forced. Plus her character was likeable and sweet and a very good foil for the slow, steady hunk Chase. He’s your basic cowboy but surprisingly mature for his young age.  Add to that some genuine hunkiness, manners, and good morals and you have the perfect hero. He seems larger than life, yes, but when a girl just wants to escape and dream about some beefcake who holds open the door, loves her without make-up, and only has her good interests at heart, well, Chase can come parade through my fantasies cause boyfriend is perfect! The fact that he’s a billionaire only added to his swoonworthy appeal! Seriously, why aren’t there cowboys like him out there in the real world, rescuing girls on a horse in the suburbs? I mean, really, is this too much to ask here? Sigh. Now, as I wax poetic about this book I should point out that while Chase was perfect, the writing was not. For some reason though it wasn’t a turn off. There were a bunch of typos and/or grammar errors but for some reason, they didn’t stick with me like they would normally.  I would get to one and just think, “huh, well, this is just a fun read so…who cares about the incorrect use of their or there? I mean, it doesn’t change the fact that this is good stuff.” And it was, good stuff that is.  It was really fast paced with believable dialogue and some fun situations that make a city-slicker like me swoon.

So based on the following criteria:

How much did I like the heroine: 10. I love Briar! A cheerleader who ditches her snotty friends and rich boyfriend for the chance at real love with a hot cowboy who has manners? Right choice, girl! You made absolutely the right choice.

How much did I like the love interest: 10. Drool! Chase is perfect. No really, perfect and it wasn’t annoying at all: he has survival skills, is gorgeous, tanned, ethical, sweet, thoughtful, stoic, rich…this list could go on and on and on and I still wouldn’t be done with how fabulous Chase is. Why, God, why?! Why don’t men like him really exist? Wahhhh!

How believable is the plot:  8. Okay, okay, the plot was a bit far fetched because no rich girl would ever gladly give up the life she’s known for 17 years for nowheresville but who cares! Can I talk about Chase some more?

How much did I like the writing style/editing/etc: 8. It’s fast, fun, and well written. The dialogue is spot on and you really felt like you were living out this sort of implausible plot.  It was so well written that I didn’t put it down from the moment I started reading. Now that’s saying a lot.

How much did I want to keep reading: 10. I wanted more Chase but it’s very obvious at the end what happens since everything was spelled out for us. But still…can Chase’s twin brother from another mother show up one of these days to sweep me off my feet?

Final Score: 9/10. I loved it, you’ll love it, and all I can say is: buy it! It’s only 99 cents! Get it on your kindle now!

Meet Author Frankie Rose

Hey all, Judith here.  Now as you might have guessed, we’re big fans of self-published fiction around the I Love YA Fiction household.  As soon as we got Kindles, Ellen and I loaded up on tons of e-books from self-published authors and have since been given that many more to review by the authors themselves. Without the push from readers and reviewers, many of us wouldn’t have been exposed to a ton of great reads and let’s be honest, that’s a shame.  Now I’m not saying all self-published books are fabulous. There’s a lot of crap out there too. But from what I’ve read, the good far outweighs the bad.

In this vein, a few weeks ago I received a random email from an author I’d never heard of: Frankie Rose. Not so unusual considering our indie, self-publishing fangirl bent. Well, the author sent me the synopsis of her soon to be released debut novel, Sovereign Hope. Let’s just say it, coupled with the subsequent trailer and book cover teaser intrigued, and scintillated me far more than is decent. While I don’t usually make a plug for authors (unless of course your name begins with a J and ends with a D or with a T and ends with an R), this time I have to make an exception.  Get ready for awesome!

Oooh:

Ahh:

Everyone has a soul

Some are just worth more than others

Farley Hope was seventeen when her mother disappeared. In the last six months not much has changed, except that her eighteenth birthday came and went and still no sign of Moira. Her life is just as complicated as it always was: since her father died in a car crash before she was even born, she’s officially parentless, and to top it all off she’s still suffering from the hallucinations. Mind-splitting, vivid hallucinations- the kind prone to induce night terrors and leave you whimpering under your covers like a baby.

 The last thing on her mind is boys. Farley is on break from St. Judes’ when she meets Daniel. It’s not some casual run in at a party, or even a blind date with friends, though. Daniel is the guy stalking her in his 1970′s Dodge Charger; the guy standing at her  window in the LA lunch hour traffic, determined  on dragging her out of her truck.
The moment Farley lays eyes on Daniel, everything changes. However, regrettably for Farley, her life isn’t set to change for the better. She is drawn into a world that will shake apart everything she thought she ever knew. There are truths out there that she must learn: who her father really was, and what it means to have his blood flowing through her veins; that a person’s soul is their only real currency, and there are people who would do anything to take hers; that loving someone can hurt so much more than hating them; but, most importantly, when your future is predestined, there is little you can do to change it.
Farley Hope is prophesied.
Her coming has been awaited for hundreds of years.
She is destined to end the tyranny of the Soul Reavers.
To do so she must die.
Sovereign Hope is book one in the Hope Series, due to be released July 1st 2012

And last but not least, the piece de resistance:

The author, Frankie Rose, would be very happy if you stopped by her site too: http://frankierosewrites.com/

Check out her pics of her hubby and some alaskan sled dogs. Normally I’m not a dog person but this is cute stuff.

Life On the Edge by Jennifer Comeaux

Life on the Edge by Jennifer Comeaux

Publisher: Astraea Press (January 3, 2012)

Format: Kindle Edition

So, do any of you remember the fabulously talented Tom Selleck (I hear he’s in a new TV series which may or may not have revived his flailing acting career but since I don’t have TV, it’s a crap shoot either way). Well, in 1989 he released a hilarious film called Her Alibi where he plays a mystery novelist who provides an alibi for a mysterious Romanian woman accused of murder. Long story short, she moves into his ridiculously large home and over breakfast one morning he asks her what she thinks of his books.   Here’s the resulting dialogue (paraphrased by me):

Tom Selleck: You read one of my books last night? Really?

Mysterious Woman (as portrayed by Paulina Porizkova): Yes, I did.

Tom Selleck: What did you think?

Mysterious Woman: I found it to be very…pro…

Tom Selleck: Profound?

Mysterious Woman: No, no, no. It is not Pro, it is per…

Tom Selleck: Perceptive? Perfect?

Mysterious Woman: No, no. Wait. It is…predictable! Yes, predictable.

Now I mention this only because a) this scene is hilarious no matter what IMDB reviewers claim and I needed a laugh and b) it succinctly sums up what I’m about to review.

Plot: What figure skater Emily lacks most is confidence and even though she’s now paired up with an uber-confident partner after years of trying to skate solo, she still finds herself losing her edge.  Her coach, Sergei, thinks she and her partner, Chris, have what it takes to make it to the Olympics however and he tries to booster her confidence by allowing her to coach a younger pair alongside him.  All that constant contact helps create a bond between Sergei and Emily which eventually develops into something more.  Relationships between coaches and skaters are taboo and the two have to hide their feelings even as things become serious.  After they win Nationals and are thrust into the Olympic spotlight, another Russian coach brings major trouble for Emily, her partner, and Sergei both on the ice and off.  With the Olympics in full swing and Emily ready to do anything to win and keep Sergei, we’re left wondering if she and Chris will go for the gold and if Emily’s relationship is strong enough to withstand some serious accusations.

Review: Let me preface this review with a hearty “I liked this book”. I did, I really did but Mysterious Woman from Her Alibi said it best: It was not pro it was pre…dictable! And also a little too straight laced for my tastes.  Emily is one of those characters that is kind of ho-hum. She doesn’t really have much of a personality beyond seeming like she knows what she wants and even though she goes for it time and again, she really doesn’t know what she wants and the fact that she gets everything she sets her mind to so easily is a bore! You know the type, right? She’s the straight laced character that is normally relegated to the “friend” position in most books but here she is front and center and the action lacks a bit from the fact that she’s so…blah.  And then there’s Sergei, the hot, young coach who fights his feelings for her but finally can’t stay away but totally accepts the fact that she’s saving herself for marriage. Now I applaud this in theory, but I read books to escape, people! Not to have good morals thrust into my face! So it’s no surprise based on what I wrote above that Emily wants to wait to do the deed that Sergei doesn’t like it but resigns himself to waiting and never pushes her again. Gah! That so would never happen.  Annoying character traits aside, the description of the skating competitions is extremely fascinating for a layman and the fact that there’s isn’t an unstoppable, meteoric rise to fame gives the book a bit of plausibility it otherwise would lack. The ending is so cookie cutter that I found myself rolling my eyes and while I’m happy for all the people involved, I wish something bad would have happened to make me feel more for the characters.  As it stands, the whole plot is just really, really easy to guess. That’s not to say the writing is bad because frankly, Jennifer Comeaux writes a good story here.  Her dialogue is awesome; the tension between Sergei and Emily starts off so promisingly; and there’s a lot of exciting competition speak that made me nervous while uplifting me. It’s just that her subject matter needed more heartache and heartbreak to make it believable.

Based on the following criteria:

How much did I like the heroine: 7. Em, I liked you, girl. You had the potential to be such a gritty, raw character. I wanted you to be spunky and willing to do what it takes to get that medal but in the end you seemed to care more about your relationship with Sergei than winning. That’s well and good but it didn’t hold my interest as well as if you were a broken skater trying to do better a la The Cutting Edge.

How much did I like the love interest: 9. Sergei was awesome: willing to love whole-heartedly, blond, blue eyed, accented, sexy. He was the dream coach I wish I had had in high school instead of the butch volleyball coach with iron-grey hair.  He was constantly motivating, constantly doing whatever it took to make Emily into a better skater.  Props to him for being able to differentiate between Coach Sergei and Boyfriend Sergei cause that’s a hard line to walk.

How believable is the plot:  8. Admittedly, I know nothing about ice skating.  The plot seemed as believable as a soap-opera-ish ice skating plot can and I thought all the technical ice skating bits made it much more believable than it could have been.  In the end, we can all agree that men and women thrust together for interminable amounts of time under stressful situations will result in some sort of sparks.  Here it just happens earlier rather than later.

How much did I like the writing style/editing/etc: 6. Jennifer writes very well but her subject matter forced me to deduct points.  Grammar is good, dialogue is great, and the action builds in momentum til there’s only one inevitable outcome.

How much did I want to keep reading: 5. Ehh…when a book is predictable you want to keep reading so you can be sure that you didn’t guess incorrectly so in that sense I wanted to keep reading.  But in that fixated, “I can’t wait to finish this to see what happens to X” sort of way, it was sadly lacking.

Final Score: 7/10. In the end, the fact that I knew what would happen and there weren’t any surprises really forced the numbers here.  This is a solid read but so predictable that you probably figure it before you’re 25% through.  Read it for the good writing not for the exceptional plot.


Vintage by Steve Berman

Vintage: A Ghost Story by Steve Berman

Publisher: Lethe Press (January 5, 2008)

Format: Kindle Edition

In high school did you:

-wear black?

-dye your hair an unnatural color (i.e. blue, black, red, pink, etc)?

-believe that the supernatural existed and own a Ouija board, tarot deck, scrying crystal, and/or any other occult paraphernalia?

-have a gay best friend?

If you answered ‘yes’ to one or more of these questions then I’m begging you to BUY THIS BOOK. You won’t be disappointed.

Plot: After being kicked out of the house by his parents for revealing that he is gay, a young teen moves in with his aunt in suburban New Jersey.  He has a penchant for vintage clothing and all things Goth and soon collects a small group of offbeat friends who share those same interests.  They hang out in graveyards, dye their hair fantastic colors, and have spooky candle-lit Ouija board parties.  Yet everything around them is still dismally, painfully normal and they wish for some experience to prove that something exists beyond the mundane. When the teen chances upon Josh, a ghost who haunts an abandoned stretch of NJ highway, he wishes that life would just return to normal.  In addition to Josh, soon all he sees are ghosts at every turn and the violence of their deaths is frightening and shudder inducing.  When Josh begins haunting him, the teen is torn between the attraction he feels for a dead man and the budding relationship he’s forming with a friend’s younger brother.  Josh refuses to share  him though and his visits become malevolent, forcing the teen to attempt a dangerous exorcism that very well may cost him his life.

Review: If, like me, you were one of those misguided and angsty teens who liked to dye their hair and your wardrobe consisted of thrift store t-shirts along with ripped black Chuck Taylors with lots of safety pins, then this book is for you. Heck, I’ll take it a step further. If you were a disaffected teen just hoping to fit in (and let’s face it, pretty much all teenagers fall into this category unless they’re, like, that one magical teen who didn’t get zits, had fabulous fashion sense, and automatically understood their place in the world) then this book is for you too. Steve Berman’s main character is the quintessential teen.  He’s the every man that we can all relate to. He’s nameless and practically faceless in that we never receive an adequate description of him and no matter how close he gets to people, he never quite fits in. Couple that with the fact that he’s gay and that he begins to see ghosts and you get a poor kid that doesn’t stand a chance.  It’s a feeling we can all relate to.  Steve Berman’s writing is really fluid as well, creating a believable situation involving the Gothic teenage element that doesn’t seem morbid or pathetic.  Too often high school angst stories feel schmaltzy or forced but this is spot on.  Even the inclusion of ghosts and the supernatural isn’t odd.  It’s believable.  It’s as if Berman just opened our eyes to the fact that those elements existed not that he was creating them.  The ghosts are tortured souls that mirror the  living teens the main character deals with. It’s all very spooky and gothic and is exactly what I had wished would happen to me when I was younger. But let’s face it: nobody ran into a ghost at the Piggly Wiggly down the street! Boo!

This book is short (too short, Steve Berman, too short!) and sweet but it’s a very compelling read about a teen learning to fit in and accept who he is.  There’s some romance, some supernatural, some coming of age stuff, and ultimately, some transformation of the main character.  Even if the end feels as if it happens too quickly, you’ll love the writing style and the quirky main characters who will remind you of your own high school buddies.

So based on the follow criteria:

How much did I like the hero: 10. Oddly it wasn’t until I started my review that I realized we never learned the main character’s name! Usually that would be obvious and annoying but here it was a moot point. I bet you don’t notice either.  The kid is quirky and gay but not at all as tortured as you’d assume.  His overall moody gothicness never became depressing or eye-roll inducing. Instead he was fun and was willing to do anything.  I like that in a character. He never seemed to realize that boys liked him or to judge people.  He was also very real.

How much did I like the love interest: 10. There’s actually 2! A ghost and an underage sculptor.  Bizarrely I liked them both. Josh was hot and vintage and Mike was a high school kid.  Josh was irrational, violent, and still in love with his lover from the 50s. Mike was sweet and guileless and though afraid of how the main character would react, pursued him relentlessly.  I didn’t know who to pick but come on, how much of a relationship can you have with a dead man?

How believable is the plot: 9. Like I mentioned above, Berman opens our eyes to the possibility of ghosts existing alongside the physical world.  It doesn’t seemed forced or created. It’s as if he were showing us that this other world exists that we had overlooked and it felt 100% believable. The teenage stuff read like my high school diary. It was so true to what adolescent life and dialogue are like that I was surprised to learn Berman is far from his teenage years.

How much did I like the writing style/editing/etc: 10. Berman is a master storyteller.  The plot and action flow so quickly and nothing ever feels forced. Dialogue is perfect, setting perfect, the characters could have been plucked right out of my high school, and there are no grammar/spelling mistakes. Could this be one of the best written and edited books I’ve reviewed? Yes!

How much did I want to keep reading: 10. Be warned. Vintage ends abruptly; however with the ghost exorcised the story is pretty much over so you understand why, but you’ll still be disappointed.  At least there’s an epilogue to give us some closure.  I wanted it to keep going if only to find out what happens between the main character and Mike.  I can only assume they fall madly in love, forge a great relationship, and move to NYC to live out their artsy dreams. Well, here’s hoping at least.

Final Score: 10/10.  It’s so good, guys. You’ve got your paranormal elements and your teen drama all rolled into one. It’s well written and involves a gay protagonist.  All I can do is tell you to read it because you will NOT be disappointed.  Actually go get it, read it, and then tell me all about your experience in the comments.  If you were as tortured as I was in high school, we should definitely be friends.

Hold On Tight by Maria Monteiro

Hold On Tight by Maria Monteiro

Publisher: Rebel Road Publishing; 1 edition (March 27, 2012)

Format: Kindle Edition

Is it just me or does anyone else have Sarah McLachlan’s Hold On running through her head now? If not, I can help get it going. You’re very welcome.

Plot: Plain jane Emma has had it rough for the last 6 months: her boyfriend, Jason, died under tragic circumstances and it’s all she can do to keep it together.  Enter her school project partner, gentle, rich, and oh-so-classically handsome Court, and Emma is swept off her feet into a whirlwind romance that shocks the whole school.  During the summer between sophmore and junior years, they plan on working at the local amusement park, Fairland Park, which is rather conveniently owned by Court’s father.  Hoping that Court’s dad will allow them to work side by side all summer long, the two are surprised to find that they’ve been relegated to different rides on opposite sides of the park and must face a rather dull summer, seeing each other during breaks only.  Stuck handing out prizes at the arcade, Emma meets Nash, the resident hottie bad boy and finds her feelings for Court aren’t as secure as she thought.  As the summer progresses, her relationship with each boy escalates until a new tragedy strikes, forcing her hand when it comes to her feelings. Will she pick the blond-haired, blue eyed good boy Court or the dark-haired motorcycle riding Nash? God, the suspense is killing me!

Review:

By now you all must realize that I’m a sucker for a good love story. And one that involves some sort of love triangle is, like, the pinnacle of all love stories. The tension between the heroine and the two would-be lovers makes for exciting reading and it’s the mystery of who she chooses that drives the whole book. Maria Monteiro crafts a good story from this premise and does not disappoint with all the lovey-dovey stuff.  She told me this was a “fun, summer romance” and that’s exactly how it reads.  It’s not in-depth or weighty. The writing is pretty strong but not phenomenal. The ending is predictable and oh-so-obviously paves the way for a sequel. But you know what? These reasons are exactly why I like it. It’s a simple story simply told and it has heart.  A lot of books read as if the author had some sort of formula: girl+boy+boy=boring. But here, this really basic story of a normal-ish girl loved by two guys is a far cry from boring.  Emma’s character is nothing new but I loved her since she gives all us hopelessly romantic, normal girls out there hope. She’s pretty but not drop-dead gorgeous and yet, she still manages to catch the hottest, richest kid in town in addition to the mysterious bad-boy from the wrong side of the tracks. Young or old, it’s what we all want: to be desired and loved by two men at the same time. (For those who must psycho-analyze everything, I don’t know why. We just do and when will all the men out there realize this? Geez, it’s not like I’m going to act on it but seriously, I love, no need to be wanted!) Her relationship with each guy develops naturally and feels right, not forced in any way. It’s really interesting to see how her character changes and grows during her time with each boy.  She’s not a complex character by any means but she is sweet and she reads like a real person, which is often lacking in an easy read.  Now I’m not saying that the characters didn’t annoy me a bit–Court is so perfect it’s a bit gag-inducing at times; Nash is the epitome of a bad boy complete with motorcycle and white-trash mother; and Emma is a bit wishy-washy and dramatic about everything (but this could be due to the fact that she’s 16!)–but for a summer romance, my bar is always set rather low so Hold On Tight was a pleasant surprise. It’s a really sweet, quick read that kept me entertained and left me wanting more.

Now before I begin spouting my un-dying love to this book, I have to tell you, the writing while light and easy, does have some issues.  There’s grammar and spelling mistakes peppered throughout and there is one thing I must get off my chest: I adore Maria Monteiro. She is effusive and sweet and amazingly accessible for a writer. But for the love of all that is holy, what is with all the commas? Was she secretly born and raised in France, the land that glorifies the run on sentence? No? Well then there’s no need to be using commas in place of periods. Gah!

So based on the follow criteria:

How much did I like the heroine: 9. Oh Emma, you have 2 hotties fighting over you and yet you pick the one that might be the least suited to you (but boy can he kiss). I like that you choose the one I wouldn’t have and I like that nothing can dissuade you from that choice.  You have backbone and you’re normal.  That’s the best a girl can hope for in my book.

How much did I like the love interest: 8. Court vs Nash. Nash vs Court. OMG I can’t choose! These two are total stereotypes of what they embody: Court is blond, blue-eyed, rich, and uber-nice; Nash is dark, gorgeous, and badass with a motorcycle.  Sigh…I guess you have to decide if you want to live in the lap of luxury with a sweetie pie hottie or die starving yet deliriously happy with trash-talking guy with no job. Obviously I’ve made up my mind but that doesn’t mean you have to agree. These two guys are equally dreamy.

How believable is the plot: 9. It’s billed as a summer romance so some of the plot elements go beyond what I experienced as a 16 year old but the whole premise of a young girl falling for two guys while working at  a fun summer job is wholly believable.

How much did I like the writing style/editing/etc: 8. As mentioned, Maria Monteiro writes with a light, breezy style that perfectly fits the subject matter.  Her dialogue is good, the pacing is pretty even and tight, and her plot is simple but spot on. My only complaint: what’s with all the commas? Periods never hurt anybody.

How much did I want to keep reading: 10. It ends on a cliff hanger so of course I want to know what happens next. I mean, does Emma want Court or Nash? Nash or Court? Decide already! But we all know she won’t until the next book so we have to sit tight until its arrival.

Final Score: 9/10.  This is much better than your typical summer romance read. Some of the clap trap Amazon has recommended to me over the last year can’t even hold a candle to this book.  It’s touching, funny, sweet, and highly addictive. And unlike Ellen, I like the idea that the story will continue on into another book (or two)! Go buy it! Stat!

****Disclaimer: I got this book for free from the author. I swear I didn’t bribe her in any way, or get paid for my review. And we might not be legit enough to need this disclaimer but after working at a law firm for many years it’s better safe than sorry!****

A Strange Fire by L.H. Cosway

A Strange Fire by L.H. Cosway

Publisher: Self-Published, 2012

Format: Kindle

Hey folks, I’m back! Sorry I’ve been away for so long but my classes were seriously back-heavy (is that even an expression?) and it’s been an insane month and a half. But now classes are over and I can re-dedicate my life to reading and blogging (side note – I wish I could re-dedicate my life to eating at every Whataburger in the USA like a retired couple I just read about but alas, I currently live in a Whataburger-free zone. Sads.).

Plot: Florence (Flo) has had a tough life. Her dad is a jerk face drug dealer who takes great pleasure in emotionally torturing his daughter for being shy, having a stutter, and seeing things that aren’t visible – auras. Out of nowhere Flo’s father decides to send her to live with a grandmother she barely knows and Flo sees this as a chance to finally escape from her awful life. On the first day at her new school the teacher asks Flo to introduce herself to the class. When Flo stutters through her introduction butt-face John makes fun of her and then hottie hot hot Frank stands up for her and tells butt-face John to shut up. Flo can’t believe this hot guy would stand up for her like that, but she’s even more amazed by what she sees when she looks at the auras of Frank and his adopted brothers – they’re all a fiery orange color Flo has never before seen. What does this color signify? Why is such a hottie paying attention to shy Flo? And are Flo’s scary, possibly prophetic, dreams connected with the mysterious death two years ago of her new friend Caroline’s cousin?

Review: I’m not going to lie, I’m seriously torn on this one. Flo is a pretty okay girl although she should definitely stand up for herself more. Frank has that mysterious hottie with a bad boy past thing going on. I don’t mind the auras or prophetic dream stuff since I’m pretty comfortable with believing in auras and, as Flo points out several times, Buffy had prophetic dreams and I love all things Buffy. Even the witches were palatable, and I have to admit I did kinda side with the head witch at one point when Flo just didn’t understand the awesomeness that is Celine Dion (btw, that’s not a joke – I saw Celine in concert once and no one can deny – lady can seriously sing). But this book contains my #1 YA deal breaker: ANGELS. I just can’t handle angels you guys. I mean, I can barely handle them in a story at all but the idea of angels coming to Earth and having sexy times with humans and making half-human half-angel babies? No way. Angels to me are like heavenly Ken dolls and incapable of sexy times. And then you throw in an angel whose “physical form is that of a dragon with three heads, one of which is human”?? Okay I just can’t get there. And it pains me to write that because I was actually enjoying the book until the angel crap turned up. So I’m going to ignore the angel stuff for a moment and concentrate on what I liked.

I liked Flo’s friendship with Caroline, despite the fact that this friendship is for some reason completely forgotten about halfway through the book. Flo really gained a lot of confidence in herself as the book progressed which I also enjoyed. Mostly, though, I really liked the relationship between Flo and Frank and the gradual way it formed. Despite the fact that he’s pretty smitten with her from the very beginning, their actual romantic relationship slowly develops. Frank understands how shy Flo is and that her stutter is an external manifestation of being uncomfortable in a situation and works hard to gain her trust. He stands up for her several times when butt-face John is being mean, he understands her reticence to talk about her difficult past, and he immediately accepts that she’s got some unconventional stuff going on in her life. Of course little does Flo know that’s because Frank is pretty unconventional himself, but when she quickly figures it out Frank never denies being different, just asks for time to figure out how to tell her. Their relationship, both just as friends and as when they romantically get together, is definitely the best part of the book.

In the end I’m going to give this one a 7 out of 10.   

Based on the following criteria:

How much did I like the heroine: 8. Flo really seemed to become a much stronger and more self-assured character as the book progressed. While at the beginning she would have to pop Xanax in order to deal with her anxiety and shyness, by the end she was able to stand up for herself and fight to protect the people she cares about. She also gains a lot of confidence in her abilities and while I’m not sure I believe that all people who can see auras are empaths she does try to help people by altering their auras. And while, as I said, I really liked her relationship with Frank, I also had to question why she wasn’t more freaked by the fact that the only time Frank ever feels peace is when Flo is near. I’d really have to wonder how much a guy likes me for me when there’s this other factor going on, but Flo seems to easily set it aside.

How much did I like the love interest: 9. Well I’m shallow and Frank sounds hot. Plus he has that mysterious bad boy past that I love. Despite his messed up childhood and personal demons (hehe. Inside joke) he’s great with his family and stands up for Flo even before he knows her. He is also patient with her and supportive of her desire to take things slow. He doesn’t judge her based on her stutter (which honestly I’ve never understood – why do some people thing a stutter signifies lower intelligence? Idiots). All in all he’s a pretty stand-up guy.

How believable is the plot:  5. Several of the characters are children of angels who came to Earth and had sex with humans. I just can’t handle it.

How much did I like the writing style/editing/etc: 3. I’m normally pretty lenient with this aspect but according to the author’s bio she’s a proofreader and was an English major. In my book that means there’s no excuse for the numerous mistakes which should have been caught. Incorrect word choices (ie: Frank had someone “in toe” not “in tow”), its vs. it’s, past vs. passed. I could go on but I won’t.

How much did I want to keep reading: 6. It took me a while to get into this one and a vast majority of the book is just Flo’s internal monologue but when the relationship with Frank picked up I didn’t want to stop reading. And then when the angel crap came up I really didn’t want to stop reading just because I was hoping I was delusional and angels weren’t actually being thrown in along with all the other supernatural happenings.

Glasses of wine I drank while reading: 5. Yeah, 5. That might be the most of any book I’ve reviewed (I’m blocking out that which shall not be named) just because my first YA book in forever and it has to include my YA nemesis? There’s only so much a reviewer can handle after the month I’ve had.

Final Score: 7/10. I have to admit if I didn’t feel the way I do about angels my review would probably be closer to an 8-9 but with all the errors there’s no way this one is a 10. Oh and I’m assuming this is the first in a series based upon the ending, but I’m pretty happy to leave these characters where they are.

 

****Disclaimer: I got this book for free from the author. I swear I didn’t bribe her in any way, or get paid for my review. And we might not be legit enough to need this disclaimer but after working at a law firm for many years it’s better safe than sorry!****

 

The Kiss Off by Sarah Billington

The Kiss Off by Sarah Billington

Publisher: Self-published

Format: Kindle Edition

I gotta admit it: I love angry girls who vanquish the men that decimate them and their too-soft hearts. There is something so satisfying in realizing that even though Bobby Gardiner managed to rip out your heart, stomp on it while laughing, and then move on effortlessly with that blonde haired tramp Chrissy Moore in the 7th grade, well, there are girls out there who are getting even in a big, big way and not letting something as trivial as heart-break stop them from being in control. And contrary to popular belief, I’m not bitter or anything. Just so you know.  Not bitter at all. I’m actually happy it happened then because Bobby Gardiner is now fat with a capital F and pining over my facebook pics, Chrissy. So there!

Plot:

Blindsided when her boyfriend Cameron leaves her for her co-worker, Nikki, Poppy does the only thing any sensible, angst-ridden teenaged girl would do. She writes a song about how horrible he and his new girlfriend are, performs it on video, and then posts it to Youtube for all the world to see!  Without any effort on her part, the video goes viral. Then she meets Ty, the lead singer for a local band and with very little persuasion, allows him to use her song for a few gigs. Using her song as a springboard, Ty and his band become overnight, international successes and Poppy must deal with falling for him hard, the stress of having a famous boyfriend, and small town ex Cam who still seems to have a thing for her.  What’s a girl to do? Two boys, a hot musical career, and far more paparazzi than she ever dreamed of keep Poppy on her toes as she tries to handle everything along with the intricacies of adolescence.

Review:

Ok, straight up: I really liked this book. Granted that happens a lot, but not often does it happen with a book that took me so long to get into. I don’t know if it was the fact that the first chapter threw a lot of weird names at me (think Vanya, Ravi, and Mads) or if it was that I am so over girls getting torn up by watching their exes with their new girlfriends; regardless, I found it very hard to motivate myself to push through that first chapter but I am certainly glad I did. After that initial chapter, I could not stop reading. Literally, I read it on a plane all in one sitting. Lucky for me the flight was over 7 hours. Seriously my eyes actually hurt at the end. But that’s because The Kiss Off is fresh and fun and extremely upbeat. It engages you effortlessly. There are some points in the story that could have been mired down in depressing dialogue or action, but Sarah Billington managed to create an atmosphere that wasn’t angry or angsty in any way. Poppy remained a perpetually optimistic albeit snarky character even while doing stupid things like sexting or accusing her boyfriend of cheating on her with a sexy Hollywood harlot.  She never became bitter about the way her relationship with Ty worked out and while she was perhaps overly bitter about her break up with Cam, it’s necessary to the plot and therefore excusable. She had a great relationship with her family and generally respected her parents which I have to applaud the author for. Her relationship with Ty felt a bit forced on a occasion and definitely needed a bit more development and couple-y interaction to make it believable. But the amount of tension and longing they felt while he was away on tour certainly made up for the lack of in person sexy times.

Even though Billington is an extremely agile writer and overall I enjoyed (read:  devoured) this book, there were a few questionable points that irked me (above and beyond the difficulty I had to get interested in the story during the first chapter).  Okay, I’m going to go ahead lay it out there, just rip the band-aid right off and expose it.

1. When foreign authors write about America for an American audience, I don’t expect there to be any weird un-americanisms in there anywhere. It should be seamless.  Aussie Sarah makes a great effort but NONE of the characters speak with any slang whatsoever. None.  No American teenagers would have such perfect diction. But no, there’s nothing beyond some contractions and believe me, that’s off.  I mean, I’m an adult and I throw around “gotta”, “outta”, “shoulda”, “BTW”, and “OMG” almost hourly. But here, nada.  Not once do you see a teenager speak one word of slang. It was just plain weird.

2. Speaking of incongruous American elements,  this is one that really stuck in my craw: there’s one point where Poppy and Ty speak on the phone while he’s supposedly touring the States but at one point, he actually says something like, “What time is it?” and when Poppy tells him, he’s like, oh right you’re four hours ahead. Hate to be the voice of reason but there’s no point in the contiguous US that is 4 hours away.  East Coast is 3 hours ahead of the West. That’s it.

3. And this is perhaps the oddest of all: why didn’t anyone at any time say to Poppy, “Are they paying you for your song because you really deserve royalties?” Not once did her parents or anyone anywhere in her sphere influence mention that maybe the band or recording company or tv shows owed her royalties for use of her song. They didn’t even ask her to sign a contract or anything.  Maybe Ellen and I worked at the law firm way too long but I can’t imagine any parent allowing a minor’s work to be plagarized and used so blatantly without recompense. It was just odd.

I realize that making a big deal out of these three things seems like I had major issues with the book and really I didn’t. They just really stuck with me so I had to lay them out there so you wouldn’t be as shocked as I was…or maybe I’m just odd myself for being bothered by them and you simply won’t care. (Please god don’t let me be the odd one here).

So based on the following criteria:    

How much did I like the heroine: 9. Poppy was spunky, snarky, and wicked talented with lyrics and a guitar.  She was a bit naive with the whole “getting recognition or royalties for her work thing” but she was a hilarious character who never seemed to let any of the crap in her life get her down. I kept expecting the angst to overwhelm her but it never did and in turn, it never made the book feel heavy or depressing.

How much did I like the love interest: 8. There’s actually two! I didn’t touch on it above because I really didn’t like her ex, Cam, but there’s a whole other sub-plot involving the love triangle of Cam, Ty, and Poppy. Poppy must choose between gorgeous and talented (and quickly thereafter rich and famous) rocker Ty and boring, quasi-cheater Cam. Tough call, girl, tough call. She should have kicked Cam to the curb in chapter one but I guess The Kiss Off would have been more like a novella then since the whole eponymous song that launches Ty’s career is based off of how Cam cheated on her and she still has unrequited feelings for him… Anywho,Ty seems cute and loyal even in the face of slutty Hollywood stars. Cam not so much of any of those things. Cam actually seems way too stupid and vanilla for someone as peppy and talented as Poppy. So Ty gets the 8 and Cam gets a…snooze…

How believable is the plot: 8. I keep hoping that someone I know will pop up famous granted at my age the only things you could become famous are usually aren’t very flattering. A girl can dream though that her bf becomes an international singing sensation overnight and it’s her song that helps him achieve that.  Actually, faced with Kelly Clarkson and Daughtry, it’s easy to believe that dreams like becoming a musical star aren’t so unattainable.

How much did I like the writing style/editing/etc: 9. Sarah Billington has just the right amount of snark to temper the optimism and pep of her book. The dialogue is extremely well written, the action is paced very well, and the subject matter isn’t one that I’ve seen written before. She loses points though for the not-quite American touches because even though I’m married to a Frenchman, I still want things that profess to be American to actually be so.

How much did I want to keep reading: 10. The story ends a bit abruptly. Actually, so much so that I questioned the author about her willingness to write a sequel. She says there more than likely will be one! Yay! Maybe Poppy will finally get remuneration for her work! Maybe Ty will call her a bit more often when on tour! Maybe Cam will realize that he really is a loser douchebag and get lost because he’s boring to read about! A girl can dream.

Final Score: 8/10.  All in all, a solid read. Fun, fast paced, with a bit of Hollywood flair to make the girly girl in all of us swoon.

****Disclaimer: I got this book for free from the author. I swear I didn’t bribe her in any way, or get paid for my review. And we might not be legit enough to need this disclaimer but after working at a law firm for many years it’s better safe than sorry!****

The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight by Jennifer E. Smith

People, what can I say? Yet another review by a guest blogger…though((!!!) this one is a suprisingly legitimate collaboration between an author and myself.  It is a far more planned and thought out than my groveling, prostrate before Richelle, our hard working guest blogger,  a day before I need her to review something and who to her great credit,  never turns me down (thank god). Author, Sarah Billington, reviews one of her latest fave reads and tomorrow we’ll return the favor by reviewing one of ours, her book The Kiss Off.

The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight by Jennifer E. Smith

A book review by Sarah Billington

BOOK DESCRIPTION
Who would have guessed that four minutes could change everything?

Today should be one of the worst days of Hadley’s life…

Her father is getting married in London to a woman she’s never met,  and she’s just missed her flight.

Hadley has never believed in destiny or fate before…

But, stuck at the airport in New York, today is also the day she meets Oliver. He’s British. He’s cute. And he’s on her new flight.

Set over twenty-four hours, Hadley and Oliver’s story will make you believe that true love finds you when you’re least expecting it.

Sarah Billington’s Review:

Life gets busy, and for the past couple of months I have been frustrating the heck out of myself, by starting reading books, getting halfway and then getting excited by aNOTHER book and starting that. I have a whole stack of half-finished novels at the moment and have been dying for that book that would NOT let me put it down.
For me, The Statistical Improbability of Love at First Sight was that book.
I read it in a single day, when I really should have been doing other stuff. But I don’t regret it one bit.

The plot is a lot deeper than I at first thought it would be ( judging the book by its title), and I found that I could very much relate to the protagonist, Hadley, who is severely conflicted in how she feels about things and people in her life. She loves her father, but he has hurt her and her mother and broken her family, so she also hates him. But she also misses him with all her heart but he’s getting married – there’s no return from this,  her family is broken for good – so she also hates him.

The writing style is simple and easy to read, there aren’t a lot of poetic flourishes and though they can be beautiful and inspiring in a book, I appreciate simplicity of style just as much.

And Oliver, the love interest, wasn’t portrayed as a swoon worthy boy who is complete perfection, but a real one. Sure, he’s described as being good-looking (but isn’t everyone good-looking to someone?), but he’s also funny and playful, thoughtful and genuine and as I said before: real.

I loved how the book and all relationships developed and changed. Jennifer E. Smith did a wonderful job with The Statistical Improbability of Love at First Sight, and I’m looking forward to whatever she writes next.

So based on the following criteria:

How much did I like the heroine 8

How much did I like the love interest 10!

How believable is the plot 8

How much did I like the writing style/editing 8

How much did I want to keep reading 10!

Final score 9

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Woohoo! Judith here! A big thanks to author, Sarah Billington, for being our guest blogger today. For those of you who haven’t yet been exposed to Sarah and her fun, quirky writing style, you are missing out on something monumental. The girl is that good.  She’s also aussie which seems to give her more credo though I’m not exactly sure why…her latest book, The Kiss Off, is set to be released May 15th but you’ll get the skinny on it tomorrow right here. That’s right, we’ll be reviewing The Kiss Off as part of the The Kiss Off Blog Tour and you’ll want to tune in for that review because a) it’ll be my first review in 2.5 weeks (lazy lazy I know but there were extenuating circumstances! Honest!); b) the book has a pretty interesting premise and the ending may shock you c) you missed me.  Pick any or all of the above.

A little bit more about Sarah plus pictures! Enjoy.

Author Bio:

Sarah Billington is an Australian writer and editor who likes to write stories with love, laughs, suspense and zombies. Sometimes all in the same story. Her favouritest thing to write about are those horrendously awkward moments that come with being a teenager. Or a human being. Sarah was extremely accident-prone and klutzy as a kid and teen, so her cup runneth over with experiences of horrendously awkward moments to draw from in her writing. Thankfully, she has grown out of her klutziness. Mostly. She is, however, still an embarrassment.She loves a variety of random things, which include doggies (hers as well as yours), Swing Dancing, Ice Hockey, Roller Derby and she is a bit obsessive about paranormal investigation shows and channel E!. She writes light-hearted works under Sarah Billington, and darker, scarier and more torturous stories under her pen name, Edwina Ray.
Her Upcoming Release:
When sixteen year old Poppy Douglas writes a song about her ex-boyfriend Cam and ex-friend Nikki, she has no idea that her heartbreak is about to go global. A local band picks up her song from Youtube and soon she’s along for the ride with her own fanbase as they blow up on the local club scene and hit the international charts. Though it turns out leaving Cam behind isn’t as easy as she had hoped.
Tangled in a web of unfinished homework, ill-considered sexting and a new lead-singer boyfriend, Poppy has a choice to make between the ex that inspired it all and the rock God whose poster lines the inside of half the lockers at school. But as she struggles to keep her emotional dirty laundry private, she learns that the truth can be hard to find when your life is in the headlines.
Reminder: check back here tomorrow evening for our amazingly insightful and detailed review of Sarah Billington’s, The Kiss Off.  You won’t regret a thing. 

April 29th: Sunday Roundup because Monday I’m going to be feeling lazy

What’s that sound? Oh yes, it is silence, something my house has been lacking quite a bit of for the last two weeks. You see, we’ve had houseguests. The sort of houseguests that you love having around (my mother-in-law is a dream! She cooks, cleans, buys groceries, takes care of me and my husband. Now if we could only get her to learn some English and then force her onto one of those shows called Supermom or My Favorite Mother-In-Law, we could make a killing because this lady would WIN. She’s amazing). But still: my tiny New York apartment has been a crowded mess for half a month and there hasn’t been much time for reviews or reading lists or funny posts about authors and their upcoming books.

I do however have some great contests, an awesome blog tour and book release, one review thanks to Richelle, our fabulous go-to guest blogger, and some other tidbits you might find interesting. So here we go:

CONTESTS:

Fellow blogger, Mollie Harper of Tough Critic Book Reviews, is trying to beg/grovel/whine/connive her way into an ARC of Onyx, Jennifer L Armentrout’s sequel to Obsidian. If you haven’t started this series about hot aliens living next door, check out our review and then enter to win Mollie’s contest to win a copy of Obsidian.  It’ll also help her on her way to Likes which she hopes will get her noticed by Entangled Publishing…a girl can always dream because we all know Entangled is guarding those puppies like diamonds.

BLOG TOUR and SURPRISE AUTHOR GUEST REVIEW:

We’re participating in the Sarah Billington Kiss Off Blog tour! For those of you who are scratching your heads and saying, “The who to what tour?”, let me introduce you. This is Sarah Billington, a new YA author from the land down under:

Doesn’t she look fun? And Aussie? Well, Sarah has written an equally fun and fabulous book called, The Kiss Off:

It’s about a 16 year old song writer named Poppy and what happens when she releases a very real song about teenage heartbreak on Youtube.  Mum’s the word about anything more since our review of it will be out on May 2nd.  In anticipation, we have a very special Sarah Billington review of The Statistical Probability of Falling in Love which will be out on May 1st!

REVIEWS: 


Guest blogger, Richelle, has stepped up to the plate again and reviewed Slammed by Colleen Hoover. Lake and her family move to Michigan from Texas after the loss of her father. While there she meets hottie next door neighbor, Will, and the two are drawn to each other through another traumatic event. Richelle gives it 100000000/10 and has been trying to push the book on not only me but all people she comes into contact with. High praise indeed.

SAD NEWS:

Contrary to what we were originally told, the release for Onyx by Jennifer L Armentrout has been pushed back to August. Here it is, straight from the horse’s mouth as it were:

Jennifer ArmentroutJennifer Armentrout ‏ @JLArmentrout

@ILoveYAFiction @entangledpub @molliekh It was pushed back by the pub due to distribution.

Yes, that was the sound of the female readers of North America letting out a collective sob.  
And on that sad, sad note, I must bid you all a good Sunday.
xoxo
Judith

Slammed by Colleen Hoover

Slammed by Colleen Hoover

Publisher: Self published

Format: Kindle Edition

Remember that crazy friend of mine that somehow reads a book a day?  Well, she did it again, she recommended another amazing book.  I wasn’t sure what to expect from the cover because it was pretty basic, but I learned my lesson about judging books from their covers after my last mistake.  Well, sort of!

Plot:  
After dealing with the loss of her father, Layken, her mother, and brother need to move from Texas to Michigan.  Layken, or Lake as most people call her, just turned 18 and is miserable about the fact that she has to move to a completely new place for her senior year.  Her luck seems to be changing when she meets Will, her 21 year old neighbor, who just happens to be hot!  They have an immediate connection and hit it off right away.  But, of course, they soon find out there is something in the way of them being together.  After another surprising blow to her family, Lake can’t help but seek comfort in Will and he cannot stay away from her.

Review: I cannot believe how amazing this book was!  Seriously, if every book was this great, I would never sleep!  And I need sleep people, I have a 3 year old!  I couldn’t even think about anything else until I finished this book AND the second (Point of Retreat), totally ignoring the fact that I had a 3 year old’s birthday party to plan, yikes!  The twists and turns just kept coming and made it impossible to put down.

Ms. Hoover wrote an emotionally captivating book.  I don’t know how she could make me feel so many damn emotions, but she did!  I actually want to meet all these people she wrote about (yes, I know they are fictional characters, don’t judge me!).  Not only the main characters Lake and Will, but also Lake’s mother, both little brothers, and Lake’s friend Eddie (yes, she’s a girl).  Ok, as I’m typing this, I’m noticing that there are no normal names besides Will.  Well, aside from their names, they are exactly what Lake needs to get through everything.  I really want to spill the beans here, but you would hate me for that, wouldn’t you?  Just read it and let’s talk!

Based on the following criteria:

How much did I like the heroine: 10. Lake goes through so much within a year’s time.  She is strong through most of it and at times acts like her 18 year old self, sometimes a bit immature, but that seems reasonable considering how fast she has to grow up.  The best thing about Lake is how much she cares for her family and friends.

How much did I like the love interest: 10
Will, mmmmmm, Will… Sorry hubby, Will is amazing!  Will is another gorgeous man that I had to read about (and dream about).  Yes, yes he’s only 21, but (sigh) I can’t help myself.  Ok, enough about how I feel about him.  Will has also had to endure his share of grief.  His parents died when he was 19, now he is raising his brother.  Will found a way to express his emotions, which is through beautiful slam poetry.  Here is just one example:

One million, fifty one thousand and two hundred minutes

That’s approximately how many minutes I’ve loved you,

It’s how many minutes I’ve thought about you,

How many minutes I’ve worried about you,

How many times I’ve thanked God for you,

How many minutes I’ve thanked every deity in the Universe for you.

One million

Fifty one thousand

And

Two

Hundred

Minutes…


How believable is the plot: 10.  
Very believable!  People are faced with hardships everyday and everyone deals with them differently.  This is a great example of how many emotions one goes through when facing any kind of challenge in life.

How much did I like the writing style / editing / etc: 10.  I just love it when authors use a unique writing style.  Song lyrics? Yep!  Captivating story? Yep!  Slam poetry? Yep!  Did we just become best friends? Yep!  Sorry, that last line is from Step Brothers, but I kind of did become best friends with this book!

How much did I want to keep reading: 10.
I’m telling you I could not stop reading this book!  I literally finished the last page and went right to the first page of Point of Retreat, no breaks, nothing!  It was that good!

Final Score: 10/10
I’ve tweeted about it, I’ve told my friends on Facebook, I’ve told my family to read it.  I’ve yelled from the top of the mountain, “I love my best friend Evan!”  Sorry, that’s from Superbad, but if I had a mountain near me, I would climb it and yell, “I love Slammed by Colleen Hoover and everyone should buy it and read it NOW!”  And the best part about this book?  It’s only $2.99 on the Kindle!  Yippee!!